Everything I’ve read about her says she’s family-oriented and nice. NOT a player. She should take him to the cleaners, even if they work it out for the kids (a major consideration for her, I’ve heard). Remarry w/ his $300 million in HER bank account.
What possesses people to pile hate on the injured party here? This level of celebrity-worship is really quite pathetic.
Yeah, let’s hear it for the US lawyers. Step into private family and clean up. And even the public will still focus on the personal family matters, while the leeching lawyer can only be regarding as a Western hero.
Scum lawyers steal children and hold them hostage.
Well, it can’t be that Big Defender of Blacks, Johnny Cockroach. Maybe if you got all all black jusry, they could convinced be that she is a gold digger because Tiger is a monstrous philanderer. They would respond to a cool rhyme, like Cockroach used in the OJ trial. “If she be white, then it be alright.”
I would tell him to go with Cochran and his Chewbaca Defense.
“ Cochran
…ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Damn it!… He’s using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.”
Mark NeJame
This Post is Not political, does not belong here.
PRES BHO will be the pardon lawyer
The media dweebs should pay her lawyer for her, if she lets them pressure her into the divorce they want so badly.
Everything I’ve read about her says she’s family-oriented and nice. NOT a player. She should take him to the cleaners, even if they work it out for the kids (a major consideration for her, I’ve heard). Remarry w/ his $300 million in HER bank account.
What possesses people to pile hate on the injured party here? This level of celebrity-worship is really quite pathetic.
“Johnny Cockroach”
Johnny Cochrane? I thought he passed away
Gold digger…substantiate that charge. It is one thing to say it and another for it to be true.
Tiger could lose half of everything he has and still be very wealthy.
Yeah, let’s hear it for the US lawyers. Step into private family and clean up. And even the public will still focus on the personal family matters, while the leeching lawyer can only be regarding as a Western hero.
Scum lawyers steal children and hold them hostage.
Well, it can’t be that Big Defender of Blacks, Johnny Cockroach. Maybe if you got all all black jusry, they could convinced be that she is a gold digger because Tiger is a monstrous philanderer. They would respond to a cool rhyme, like Cockroach used in the OJ trial. “If she be white, then it be alright.”
I would tell him to go with Cochran and his Chewbaca Defense.
“ Cochran
…ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Damn it!… He’s using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.”
get a life…
Nobody and he deserves everything that happens to his sorry @ss. You play, you pay.
Who is worried about TIger?? He will have at least 100 million whats so bad about that?
Gold digger or not, I hope she takes him to the cleaners. What was it, 12 different women? What a scumbag.